Work has rendered me life-less. Hence, the decreased updates here.
Slept for 13 hours last night, finallyyyyy.
Seriously cannot remember the last time I slept more than 8 hours before that.
January's going to end soon and I'm still not used to thinking it's 2010.
Wished I could have said the new year was a blast up till now. But, seriously, it still feels the same. Life still goes on the fucked up way.
Lots of project during this period - followed by examsssssss.
Fuck, feel so 'brain-dead' everytime I do them.
Luckily van, case, and ZX made projects less of a dread.
Am constantly missing Shan, my secondary school mates and you.
Can't wait for the fucking holidays!
Though I know I'd still have to go back to school for lessons because I took dual diplomaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
sigh, fuck that.
fuck fuck fuck.
Okay, I'm feeling brain dead again.
Going to swim then cut my hair.
Phone's screweddddddd, but it's okay, I quite like it that way. Now I can have a valid excuse for ignoring people.
Slept for 13 hours last night, finallyyyyy.
Seriously cannot remember the last time I slept more than 8 hours before that.
January's going to end soon and I'm still not used to thinking it's 2010.
Wished I could have said the new year was a blast up till now. But, seriously, it still feels the same. Life still goes on the fucked up way.
Lots of project during this period - followed by examsssssss.
Fuck, feel so 'brain-dead' everytime I do them.
Luckily van, case, and ZX made projects less of a dread.
Am constantly missing Shan, my secondary school mates and you.
Can't wait for the fucking holidays!
Though I know I'd still have to go back to school for lessons because I took dual diplomaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
sigh, fuck that.
fuck fuck fuck.
Okay, I'm feeling brain dead again.
Going to swim then cut my hair.
Phone's screweddddddd, but it's okay, I quite like it that way. Now I can have a valid excuse for ignoring people.
- Mood:
distressed
Today's the last day of 2009.
So, I've decided to be typical and to scribble my new year resolution on this space.
Coke's resolution for 2010. (Taaaaa-Daaa)
*Not in order of importance.
1. Spend more time with family members.
2. Never lose contact with my secondary school friends.
3. Get closer with my poly mates.
4. Stop eating eggs. Become a lacto vegetarian!
5. Persuade my parents to not let me eat eggs.
6. Continue not eating meat!
7. Have more courage, ask people to give up their seats to those who need it more!
8. Be more sensitive.
9. Have a tone and sexy body.(Wah, this one very difficult)
10. Take good care of Frapp. (try to let her out everyday)
11. Love people who loves me - equally if not, more.
12. Don't smoke when I turn 18! (Neverrrrrrrr)
13. Try not to spend dad and mum's money. (Use my own!)
14. Go out often with secondary school friends!
15. CLD({)(L)(O)
16. Get theory in driving.
17. Exercise more!
Fuck studying, I'd just do it because I have to.
Happy New year!
So, I've decided to be typical and to scribble my new year resolution on this space.
Coke's resolution for 2010. (Taaaaa-Daaa)
*Not in order of importance.
1. Spend more time with family members.
2. Never lose contact with my secondary school friends.
3. Get closer with my poly mates.
4. Stop eating eggs. Become a lacto vegetarian!
5. Persuade my parents to not let me eat eggs.
6. Continue not eating meat!
7. Have more courage, ask people to give up their seats to those who need it more!
8. Be more sensitive.
9. Have a tone and sexy body.(Wah, this one very difficult)
10. Take good care of Frapp. (try to let her out everyday)
11. Love people who loves me - equally if not, more.
12. Don't smoke when I turn 18! (Neverrrrrrrr)
13. Try not to spend dad and mum's money. (Use my own!)
14. Go out often with secondary school friends!
15. CLD({)(L)(O)
16. Get theory in driving.
17. Exercise more!
Fuck studying, I'd just do it because I have to.
Happy New year!
"It's the greatest mistake of all to do nothing just because you can do little."
- Mood:
bouncy
Meet Frapp!
First got her when she was 3 months old on 10th december.
Bite me thrice. The second time wasn't really a bite it was more like 'chewing' my hand.
Scratched me multiple times.
Brought her to thomson plaza to get her nails clipped. Still continued abusing me anyhow.
I think she can star as some kong fu rabbit in movies.
Ask my sis, Frapp have some pretty good kong fu poses.
Can't resist her whenever she starts giving me the 'soft toy' look.
Think I'm spoling her too much.
She's very fat now! compared to when I first got her. Geez, it has only been 6 days!
Greedy girl. tsk tsk tsk
She's a smart and pretentious rabbit too. Acting like such an angel at the pet shop.... moment I bring her back, starts revealing her real self again.
Coincidently, I found out what her name means only after giving her the name frapp.
According to urbandictionary.com, Frapp has 5 definitions:
1. Quite simply to have a wank. Refers to both male and female masturbation.
First got her when she was 3 months old on 10th december.
Bite me thrice. The second time wasn't really a bite it was more like 'chewing' my hand.
Scratched me multiple times.
Brought her to thomson plaza to get her nails clipped. Still continued abusing me anyhow.
I think she can star as some kong fu rabbit in movies.
Ask my sis, Frapp have some pretty good kong fu poses.
Can't resist her whenever she starts giving me the 'soft toy' look.
Think I'm spoling her too much.
She's very fat now! compared to when I first got her. Geez, it has only been 6 days!
Greedy girl. tsk tsk tsk
She's a smart and pretentious rabbit too. Acting like such an angel at the pet shop.... moment I bring her back, starts revealing her real self again.
Coincidently, I found out what her name means only after giving her the name frapp.
According to urbandictionary.com, Frapp has 5 definitions:
1. Quite simply to have a wank. Refers to both male and female masturbation.
-Why don't you go home and have a good frapp?
2. for one to bash off
2. for one to bash off
-That Peter had a frapp over Terry Wogan!!
3. Synonym for fuck and other fuck uses, used as a non-vulgar synonym for fuck.
3. Synonym for fuck and other fuck uses, used as a non-vulgar synonym for fuck.
- Frapp you Sam!
4. Short form for frappucino.
5. (the funniest)
4. Short form for frappucino.
5. (the funniest)
To slap a person with a penis, hard or soft. Aka Cock Slap.
- I frapped her ass with my 9 foot penis. She now has an abnormal scar in the shape of a mushroom on her cheek.
Hah, I know, damn wtf.
Definition no.5 must be typed by a blonde.
Lastly, I would like to thank my sis for looking after frapp whenever I'm away.
*oh, and the gender of Frapp is still to be confirmed because she/he is too young. But it is most probably a female. Unless she's one of those XXY chromosomes being..... (haha omg, psychology)
Hah, I know, damn wtf.
Definition no.5 must be typed by a blonde.
Lastly, I would like to thank my sis for looking after frapp whenever I'm away.
*oh, and the gender of Frapp is still to be confirmed because she/he is too young. But it is most probably a female. Unless she's one of those XXY chromosomes being..... (haha omg, psychology)
- Mood:
high
Side note : Due to procrastination and sheer laziness, this post is so last week.
Firstly, I would like to thank everyone who wished me happy birthday; regardless in person, by phone, sms, facebook, or blog posts - I appreciate all that.
9th December
Thanks charlene for the strawberry cake, key chain and for coming in the morning.
Dreadfully, went to school for a test in the afternoon. Rocketed home straight after.
Got a surprise, went to ritz apple.
Cut the cake with my family. (The blueberry cheese brownie at baker's story is nice!)
9th December
Thanks charlene for the strawberry cake, key chain and for coming in the morning.
Dreadfully, went to school for a test in the afternoon. Rocketed home straight after.
Got a surprise, went to ritz apple.
Cut the cake with my family. (The blueberry cheese brownie at baker's story is nice!)
Took pictures as usual.
My current desktop wallpaper.
Tsk, where is dad looking?
Tsk, where is dad looking?
Had to spoil the fun myself by studying for the test on the following day at starbucks.
Met shan at midnight!
Received a really really nice and unique coin pouch, along with 2 gorgeous and meaningful cards. (Love you, bestie!)
10th December
Tests finally ended.
Stayed back for a really draggy meeting regarding early childhood studies. (screw that)
Got Frapp! Thanks to david.
Dad kind of blew his top when he saw me carrying a rabbit home.
But it's all cool now.
11th December
Nothing can beat meeting up with secondary school friends!
Watched couple's retreat with Shan at J8 before going down to town to meet up with secondary school mates.
Met shan at midnight!
Received a really really nice and unique coin pouch, along with 2 gorgeous and meaningful cards. (Love you, bestie!)
10th December
Tests finally ended.
Stayed back for a really draggy meeting regarding early childhood studies. (screw that)
Got Frapp! Thanks to david.
Dad kind of blew his top when he saw me carrying a rabbit home.
But it's all cool now.
11th December
Nothing can beat meeting up with secondary school friends!
Watched couple's retreat with Shan at J8 before going down to town to meet up with secondary school mates.
Went for dinner at california's pizza kitchen. (Best salads!)
Received a damn damn damn nice (REAL) fossil watch from the 13 of them.
Received a damn damn damn nice (REAL) fossil watch from the 13 of them.
Felt like the luckiest bastard on earth to have my secondary school friends. LURBBES LURBBES MANIEZS MANIESZ 4 EVA!
Went over to icekimo after dinner, there, we met kahming and yanseng.
Had the cheese cake kahming braved his life for.
Thanks for such a great night, guys! - Shan, Fen, Hong, Yap, Teng, Xiang, Ming, Yan, Bird, Da, Jon, Nata, Rach.
For more hilarious and ridiculous things we did, go to facebook.
Includes : new twilight and new moon posters, and cute natasha shots.
My damn fucking short 2 weeks holiday is here!
Went over to icekimo after dinner, there, we met kahming and yanseng.
Had the cheese cake kahming braved his life for.
Thanks for such a great night, guys! - Shan, Fen, Hong, Yap, Teng, Xiang, Ming, Yan, Bird, Da, Jon, Nata, Rach.
For more hilarious and ridiculous things we did, go to facebook.
Includes : new twilight and new moon posters, and cute natasha shots.
My damn fucking short 2 weeks holiday is here!
- Mood:
drunk
I just hope thursday come quick.
I WANT MY (SHORT-LIVED) HOLIDAYS.
Picture : courtesy of Deviantart
- Mood:
gloomy
School sucks.
Term tests in 2 weeks and I haven't studied at all.
Not to mention there are still assignments - mainly from 'understanding art' now.
Okay, it's partly my fault for procrastinating till the last minute, buttttt stilllllll, work is overwhelming.
For all considering to go polytechnics, IT IS NOT SLACKYYYYY.
Okay, whining won't help.
Term tests in 2 weeks and I haven't studied at all.
Not to mention there are still assignments - mainly from 'understanding art' now.
Okay, it's partly my fault for procrastinating till the last minute, buttttt stilllllll, work is overwhelming.
For all considering to go polytechnics, IT IS NOT SLACKYYYYY.
Okay, whining won't help.
Pictures for dad's birthday is finally up. Happy birthday dad! (15th Nov)
One year sure passed swiftly.
Feels like just awhile ago when I blogged about his birthday last year.
Hope he'll be healthy and long-lived!
One year sure passed swiftly.
Feels like just awhile ago when I blogged about his birthday last year.
Hope he'll be healthy and long-lived!
HAR-HAR, this picture of mum and dad damn cute!
It's my desktop background now. Better not let mum know I've posted it online though.
She'll nag at me for always posting "ugly" pictures of her.
Much loved.
Most of my spare time nowadays were spent thinking when we'll go back to normal, to like we did in the past.
I don't know when is a good time. I don't know what are the right things to say.
Least I know, when you're willing and ready to talk, I'd be there.
Most of my spare time nowadays were spent thinking when we'll go back to normal, to like we did in the past.
I don't know when is a good time. I don't know what are the right things to say.
Least I know, when you're willing and ready to talk, I'd be there.
- Mood:
uncomfortable - Music:Lilacs - Matt Costa
Though you'll feel alone; other times you'll feel like I'm not there.
But I'll always be there watching over you from a distance - ready to throw you a life ring.
This was suppose to be your 'gift'.
But it's not necessary anymore, I guess.
You're drifting too far; thinking I've turned my back on you.
I've tried.
In fact, everytime, because I cannot be judged less when I'm with you.
To be fair, I judge too - all the time.
Ironically, our judgements are often, more similar than not.
I guess that makes them all wrong.
Because someone got to be right and someone got to be wrong - I rather think we're both wrong.
I thought I was doing well. Doing all the right things.
I took the initiative to talk, didn't I?
But most of the time, I don't really get a reply.
Sometimes I do though - is that your way of telling me you can but you're not willing to?
Is that how I'm suppose to know what you're thinking?
So, what I am to do, except to repeat?
Seems like work always render you unavailable.
Then, I get a slap in the face.
Sorry, I should have learnt the art of reading you better.
I know life is busy and it kills.
I'm trying just as hard to cope.
Everyone have different ways of coping and showing themselves; I'd much prefer you not to judge.
This instance I am chatting happily on msn. This instance I feel like shit.
So I guess, that makes me a hypocrite.
In front of people, I just can't sulk.
To think you really thought I was feeling happy and just caring about fun.
To think you thought I've really changed into someone superficial.
It hurts.
It really does.
But I'll always be there watching over you from a distance - ready to throw you a life ring.
This was suppose to be your 'gift'.
But it's not necessary anymore, I guess.
You're drifting too far; thinking I've turned my back on you.
I've tried.
In fact, everytime, because I cannot be judged less when I'm with you.
To be fair, I judge too - all the time.
Ironically, our judgements are often, more similar than not.
I guess that makes them all wrong.
Because someone got to be right and someone got to be wrong - I rather think we're both wrong.
I thought I was doing well. Doing all the right things.
I took the initiative to talk, didn't I?
But most of the time, I don't really get a reply.
Sometimes I do though - is that your way of telling me you can but you're not willing to?
Is that how I'm suppose to know what you're thinking?
So, what I am to do, except to repeat?
Seems like work always render you unavailable.
Then, I get a slap in the face.
Sorry, I should have learnt the art of reading you better.
I know life is busy and it kills.
I'm trying just as hard to cope.
Everyone have different ways of coping and showing themselves; I'd much prefer you not to judge.
This instance I am chatting happily on msn. This instance I feel like shit.
So I guess, that makes me a hypocrite.
In front of people, I just can't sulk.
To think you really thought I was feeling happy and just caring about fun.
To think you thought I've really changed into someone superficial.
It hurts.
It really does.
Had fever today - didn't go to school.
Other than rotting, I was drawing the cover page of my visual journal.
When I finally completed it, (and was so uber happy), I had to smudge it!
I really hate my hands, you know.
I already wore gloves throughout the whole procedure because I knew it would happen.
And it did, when I already kept it.
It's worst than a kick in the balls.
Arggg, I'm so pissed this post is not making any sense. (Okay, shut up, I know every of my post dont make sense)
To salvage the situation, I smudged the whole cover page.
And consoled myself half-hearted-ly that it was nice. (Yeah right, it looks like some animal peed on it)
Arggggggggg! I need to punch someones breast now to divert my anger!
Hope the tutor likes smudgy art work.
I'm going to wallow in self pity now.
Good luck to everyone taking their O's!
I love my shoes and watch, thank you.
Other than rotting, I was drawing the cover page of my visual journal.
When I finally completed it, (and was so uber happy), I had to smudge it!
I really hate my hands, you know.
I already wore gloves throughout the whole procedure because I knew it would happen.
And it did, when I already kept it.
It's worst than a kick in the balls.
Arggg, I'm so pissed this post is not making any sense. (Okay, shut up, I know every of my post dont make sense)
To salvage the situation, I smudged the whole cover page.
And consoled myself half-hearted-ly that it was nice. (Yeah right, it looks like some animal peed on it)
Arggggggggg! I need to punch someones breast now to divert my anger!
Hope the tutor likes smudgy art work.
I'm going to wallow in self pity now.
Good luck to everyone taking their O's!
I love my shoes and watch, thank you.
- Mood:
crushed
I'm sick and I feel horrible.
Dad had his first treatment today.
Hope 7 weeks will pass swift and easy for him.
Dad had his first treatment today.
Hope 7 weeks will pass swift and easy for him.
Holiday's ending.
*Random shit
Dear Aunty Auntie,
I am a sg boy, turning 17 this year.
I have a problem.
Apart from masturbating excessively, I don't like people whom I don't like.
Especially when they randomly start talking to me or asking me out.
Because then, I won't know what to do.
I want to reject/ignore them but I dont want them to feel bad.
Moreover, I'm a believer of karma and I think people sometimes feel that way towards me too.
Anyone can help me?
*Random shit
Dear Aunty Auntie,
I am a sg boy, turning 17 this year.
I have a problem.
Apart from masturbating excessively, I don't like people whom I don't like.
Especially when they randomly start talking to me or asking me out.
Because then, I won't know what to do.
I want to reject/ignore them but I dont want them to feel bad.
Moreover, I'm a believer of karma and I think people sometimes feel that way towards me too.
Anyone can help me?
Had a crazy, fun and almost overwhelming week.
Dinner at pang's on wed.
Then to renkai's for Kahming's birthday.
Once the clock strikes 12 and thursday started, we celebrated Jonathan's birthday right away.
Continued celebration for jon today afternoon by catching (500) days of summer the movie; which is seriously good and worth watching.
Can't help it, I like comedy and love - I'm such a chick.
Tomorrow it'll be Stephanie's advanced birthday celebration with poly mates.
Well, holiday's ending and I'm desperate for fun.
In the process, I'll burn myself and start school real bad. (Like how it's suppose to be.)
Too much to say, too much to show.
When feeling k-po, facebook is for stalking.
Dinner at pang's on wed.
Then to renkai's for Kahming's birthday.
Once the clock strikes 12 and thursday started, we celebrated Jonathan's birthday right away.
Continued celebration for jon today afternoon by catching (500) days of summer the movie; which is seriously good and worth watching.
Can't help it, I like comedy and love - I'm such a chick.
Tomorrow it'll be Stephanie's advanced birthday celebration with poly mates.
Well, holiday's ending and I'm desperate for fun.
In the process, I'll burn myself and start school real bad. (Like how it's suppose to be.)
Too much to say, too much to show.
When feeling k-po, facebook is for stalking.
- Mood: cold
Elloszxs, moiii isshh xia0 c0rkszxs.
G0ing t0 bee 17 thiszxs yearrr, heee heeexzs.
M0ii livee insideee c0keszx and liikeee to sh0w myself 0nly s0metimes`
causex m0ii quite shyxszx ^^
If y0u likee m0ii 0r wantsz t0 be m0ii meii/k0rr/stead, care t0 intr0 marhsxz?
Moii isshhh hen friendly.
Like to smileszxs m0st 0f the timeszx (liike ab0ve) cute horhszs? ^^
Moii wantszxs t0 kn0ww m0ree pe0pleee wh0 can teachszxs m0ii h0ws t0 bee a better gay bengg.
Becauseszx m0ii still y0ung, beri de n00bszxs :/
Like to smileszxs m0st 0f the timeszx (liike ab0ve) cute horhszs? ^^
Moii wantszxs t0 kn0ww m0ree pe0pleee wh0 can teachszxs m0ii h0ws t0 bee a better gay bengg.
Becauseszx m0ii still y0ung, beri de n00bszxs :/
But m0ii s0metimessx als0 will have anger de timeszxs!
When I anger, I willszx have a bit 0f c0rks eyezx and I will p0utszx! (likee ab0vee)
Then euuu kn0w I really anger le!
I tryy n0tzx t0 ask m0ii k0rszxs c0me killz pe0ple f0r moii. But s0metimes hen anger, cann0t helpszx it! >:(
When m0ii n0 m0ree cigrettesx 0r when m0ii la0 bu dunnch let m0ii habbe drag0n tatt00s, m0ii als0 anger!! %$@#!&*!&%$
But luckilysxzsx, s0 far, m0ii la0 bu stillsxsz alivesxszx HEEES HEEES, luckily!! ^^
When I anger, I willszx have a bit 0f c0rks eyezx and I will p0utszx! (likee ab0vee)
Then euuu kn0w I really anger le!
I tryy n0tzx t0 ask m0ii k0rszxs c0me killz pe0ple f0r moii. But s0metimes hen anger, cann0t helpszx it! >:(
When m0ii n0 m0ree cigrettesx 0r when m0ii la0 bu dunnch let m0ii habbe drag0n tatt00s, m0ii als0 anger!! %$@#!&*!&%$
But luckilysxzsx, s0 far, m0ii la0 bu stillsxsz alivesxszx HEEES HEEES, luckily!! ^^
0kkies larh, m0ii hen tiredszx le -_-zz
Still mustxzs g0 w0rk n0wszxs.
M0ii j0b ishh t0 sprayy '0$P$' signsxs in de aftern00nszxs.
At nightsx, m0ii, m0ii brudders and m0ii girlfriendsz (ritzsx low) wh0 als0 talkszxs like m0ii 0nes still mustxzs g0 sell icex-creamszxs.
H0pe t0 talk t0 y0u all s00nszx, okkieszx?
takee cairres :)))))
Lurbbes!! Muacks!
Still mustxzs g0 w0rk n0wszxs.
M0ii j0b ishh t0 sprayy '0$P$' signsxs in de aftern00nszxs.
At nightsx, m0ii, m0ii brudders and m0ii girlfriendsz (ritzsx low) wh0 als0 talkszxs like m0ii 0nes still mustxzs g0 sell icex-creamszxs.
H0pe t0 talk t0 y0u all s00nszx, okkieszx?
takee cairres :)))))
Lurbbes!! Muacks!
(omg this post is trash; I'm out of my mind.)
- Mood:
Happie lorhszxs ^^! - Music:Techno siao
Rachel's birthday was on saturday.
Went to Tim's at braddell to stuff ourselves with food.
Nights out with my secondary school mates are always good.
Did a lot of stupid things (Of course, it's us, what's new?).
Went to Tim's at braddell to stuff ourselves with food.
Nights out with my secondary school mates are always good.
Did a lot of stupid things (Of course, it's us, what's new?).
HAR-HAR! And below, is my favourite picture of the night!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Then, yesterday at 12a.m, we invaded Pang's house to give a (half-failed) surprise.
We actually wanted to jump on him while he's still asleep.
But apparently, he already heard us (especially lenny lai) outside. DAMNNNN
Lenny's a surprise spoiler man, as if that time when he sent a message saying:
'hey cuz, do you have amanda pang's number? want to give pang a surprise on monday' TO PANG HIMSELF wasn't bad enough. HAR-HAR I found someone dumber than me! (I was quite dumb too - to let lenny do the job of getting amanda's number! hah)
Had cake, dragged pang out, went to have supper, and everyone walked home.
Happy birthday Pang and Baoyuan!
Now, we're left with only Kahming's, Jon's, and Natasha's birthday to celebrate for the month of october.
Wow, great! hurhur
Hope shan have a safe and fun journey at Malacca!
- Mood: Feeling Fat
Finally, we're having a break from the early childhood book project. (More to come!)
Sucks. Considerable amount of my holiday time have been burnt doing that.
Sucks. Considerable amount of my holiday time have been burnt doing that.
Had an early celebration for van on thursday. (Some of us were at school doing the book project before that okay, what a turn offfffff.)
Went to mind's cafe at duo mei ge (you know, douby ghuat's chinese name. I like farrer park's chinese name the most 'fa la gong yuan' HAR-HAR! Okay, whatever.)
Went to mind's cafe at duo mei ge (you know, douby ghuat's chinese name. I like farrer park's chinese name the most 'fa la gong yuan' HAR-HAR! Okay, whatever.)
Yeah, kept screaming and shouting at mind's cafe which is very typical of us.
We've got a new friend too!
Meet John,
We've got a new friend too!
Meet John,
He's going to be van's playmate.
Picked him up at Lucky Plaza's sex shop.
I'm really disappointed that he doesn't have a dick though.
What a lousy blow up doll!
Nevertheless, we make do with what we have and tried to have the most fun with him.
Picked him up at Lucky Plaza's sex shop.
I'm really disappointed that he doesn't have a dick though.
What a lousy blow up doll!
Nevertheless, we make do with what we have and tried to have the most fun with him.
Yeah, that's that. (As usual, more pictures, check facebook)
October seems to be the month of birthdays.
Going for Rachel's later in the day!
And then, there's pang's on monday.
October seems to be the month of birthdays.
Going for Rachel's later in the day!
And then, there's pang's on monday.
*Random shit
I walked into the girl's toilet yesterday.
For people who know me, you would know I don't use the urinal because I'm pee shy.
So I didn't bother looking for urinals and just walked straight into a cubicle.
When I came out, I suddenly saw women.
I was like, errrr okay.
Then the cleaner auntie (a real bitch) had to scream in my face and to the whole world : ''EH! You come into the wrong toilet!''
Thanks witch, as if I didn't know that when I saw the toilet filled with women. (I'm a believer of karma hor, auntie! You watch out.)
See, that's what happens when Singapore tries to make the signs of toilets so 'art-sy'. The women they paint look like trannies.
I walked into the girl's toilet yesterday.
For people who know me, you would know I don't use the urinal because I'm pee shy.
So I didn't bother looking for urinals and just walked straight into a cubicle.
When I came out, I suddenly saw women.
I was like, errrr okay.
Then the cleaner auntie (a real bitch) had to scream in my face and to the whole world : ''EH! You come into the wrong toilet!''
Thanks witch, as if I didn't know that when I saw the toilet filled with women. (I'm a believer of karma hor, auntie! You watch out.)
See, that's what happens when Singapore tries to make the signs of toilets so 'art-sy'. The women they paint look like trannies.
How do I know it's for male or female!
- Mood:
cranky
Happii lanternszxs fastivillll t0 eVeRy1!` ^^
Moii liikess to eeetszxs de d0uble y0lksz m00n` cakes w0rhszxs.
But moii h0use n0 m0reee liaoszxs *sobs sobs*.
-lurbbes euuu, fr0m xiia0 m00n cake eatingsx machinesszx!~ Wantszx t0 be moiii meii? :)))
Moii liikess to eeetszxs de d0uble y0lksz m00n` cakes w0rhszxs.
But moii h0use n0 m0reee liaoszxs *sobs sobs*.
-lurbbes euuu, fr0m xiia0 m00n cake eatingsx machinesszx!~ Wantszx t0 be moiii meii? :)))
Went over to shan's on monday to watch 'Another Gay Movie' on my laptop.
Took damn a lot of unglam pictures! (for more, search facebook)
Has been a long time since Shan and I just sit in her living room to chillllllllllllllllll.
I miss her alot.
Sigh, holidays ending!!
On wednesday, went to see lenny's house for the last time.
He's moving! Can't wait for the house warming. Hurhur
Then ate dinner till all of us nearly explode. (For more pictures, facebook again)
Sigh, I miss my secondary school friends.
Volunteered myself on children's day to bring kids to Singapore Polytechnic for 'Kids Breakout' event.
The children are damn cute! I miss them alreadyyyy.
However, I am also very guilty because I can't remember their names at all.
Well, so happened, my group of 6 children are all indians! How to remember all 6 names when they have 32 alphabets each! HAR-HAR.
I'll remember them though. Good thing the center they go to is right below my grandparents' block!
So I can visit them frequently! YAYEEEEEE.
Though I missed a chance to do relief teaching on that day because of this, it's still worth it.
Dad's getting his teeth plucked out on monday... (When I say teeth, it's not a language error. I really mean a few.) Hope he wouldn't feel very bad. The other time when I had 4 teeth extracted was quite a trauma.
Was on the bus today, when a (fat) mum with her 2 rowdy children board the bus.
They wanted to sit together at the last row - where I am at.
So, as I was ready to give up my seat, I heard the small girl saying,
''mummy, call that UNCLE (me) move so we can sit together.''
I was like, wtf? And as if the daughter wasn't rude enough, the mum had to reply
''Dont want larh, dont sit there. Got ants''
Is this how you teach your kids, hag?
Calling a young, handsome man uncle?
Tsk tsk tsk. They were lucky I never take picture and post on STOMP!
By the way, dont get me wrong, STOMP sucks.
The children are damn cute! I miss them alreadyyyy.
However, I am also very guilty because I can't remember their names at all.
Well, so happened, my group of 6 children are all indians! How to remember all 6 names when they have 32 alphabets each! HAR-HAR.
I'll remember them though. Good thing the center they go to is right below my grandparents' block!
So I can visit them frequently! YAYEEEEEE.
Though I missed a chance to do relief teaching on that day because of this, it's still worth it.
Dad's getting his teeth plucked out on monday... (When I say teeth, it's not a language error. I really mean a few.) Hope he wouldn't feel very bad. The other time when I had 4 teeth extracted was quite a trauma.
Was on the bus today, when a (fat) mum with her 2 rowdy children board the bus.
They wanted to sit together at the last row - where I am at.
So, as I was ready to give up my seat, I heard the small girl saying,
''mummy, call that UNCLE (me) move so we can sit together.''
I was like, wtf? And as if the daughter wasn't rude enough, the mum had to reply
''Dont want larh, dont sit there. Got ants''
Is this how you teach your kids, hag?
Calling a young, handsome man uncle?
Tsk tsk tsk. They were lucky I never take picture and post on STOMP!
By the way, dont get me wrong, STOMP sucks.
I have this compelling need to swim.
But the weather is not in my favour.
Shall wait awhile more. If not, I will go to the gym.
I need to exercise badlyyyyyyy.
Have been rushing the story book project for the past 2 days.
Hopefully can finish the whole thing once and for all today!
I draw till I can vomit.
Well, it's not that my english is so bad that I can't write the story.
It's just because I'm the only one who can draw! booooo
Hopefully can finish the whole thing once and for all today!
I draw till I can vomit.
Well, it's not that my english is so bad that I can't write the story.
It's just because I'm the only one who can draw! booooo
Visited kindergardens yesterday. (My future workplace for 2 years!)
Luckily, I quite like it.
But I seriously cannot imagine myself as a kindergarden teacher for 2 years mannn.
The kids I teach shall bring about a whole new revolution, a whole new generation.
MUAHAHAHAHAH! (okay, whatever)
Luckily, I quite like it.
But I seriously cannot imagine myself as a kindergarden teacher for 2 years mannn.
The kids I teach shall bring about a whole new revolution, a whole new generation.
MUAHAHAHAHAH! (okay, whatever)
On the bus journeys, stephanie was busy violating me while I'm playing PSP.
See, proof!
See, proof!
Sigh okay, going to prepare to go out for project now.
Will upload the pictures I've drawn when it's scanned in.
Steph, upload pictures!
I'm quite emotionally disturbed these few days.
Will upload the pictures I've drawn when it's scanned in.
Steph, upload pictures!
I'm quite emotionally disturbed these few days.
Digging into a cupful of mint icecream now.
Feel like a fat, dying, failed to commit suicide, fat (did I say fat?), washed ashore whale.
Climbed up at 6.30 in the morning to accompany dad to MacRitchie reservoir for a morning walk.
All was good, it was cooling, breezy, the air was fresh, there wasn't much people...
UNTILLLL
I decided to suggest we go to some 'tree top walk' which was 3.9km away.
Seriously, on foot, it feels like forever. Not to mention we got lost and all.
We were first at the entrance near Mount Avernia Hospital, then we kind of half got lost and was on our way to bukit timah nature reserve.
I didn't know MacRitchie links to bukit timah man! I mean, MacRitchie is at thomson! The bus ride from thomson to bukit timah is 40 mins!
I only knew today that Macritchie was that huge. No wonder girls get raped inside.
Anyhow, yes from the bukit timah trail, we manage to get back and walked to the 'tree top walk'.
I think by then we've already covered like, at least 5 km?
Finally, we arrived half dead only to find out that 'tree top walk' is just a pathetic bridge made of metal and ropes which we easily walked through in a few minutes.
How great.
Then, we tried to find our way out. I hate to be so cliche, but yes, we got lost again.
Now landing ourselves at singapore country club.
We kept walking along the road for about 45 mins.... till miraculously, we were one bus stop before peirce secondary school!
From there, we walked to shunfu market (which is very far away) to get my vegetarian lunch and we had to half run home because it was raining.
Thanks to me, I turned a morning brisk walk to a exhausting, life threatening, leg breaking expenditure. To think my dad would trust his idiotic son to bring him around. HAR-HAR
Omg, I'm damn tired, both of us are. But we still got to go to his canteen to carry can drinks.
ARGGGGG, damn troublesome. When I say can drinks, imagine a truck load of them.
Byeeeee people. I might just collapse while carrying can drinks, hurhur.
You,
I hate you for not saying bye when you go off.
I hate how you dont reply my messages.
I hate how you come online when I'm appearing offline.
I hate how I get a sense of loser-ish satisfaction when I ignore you for one-tenth of a second.
I hate how you say you like me a bit.
I hate how you only talk to me when I dont want to talk to you because you didn't talk to me first.
I hate how it doesn't bother you.
I hate how you wouldn't see this because you dont read my blog.
I hate how you suddenly stop messaging when you messaged me first.
I hate me being a dick and feeling like a pussy. (it's not your fault, but who cares)
I hate you for being so sucky.
I hate you for treating me like shit.
I hate how you always break your promises
I hate you for making me flustered, excited, and pissed.
I hate how I know I will still talk to you after all this.
For all of that, fuck you.
Feel like a fat, dying, failed to commit suicide, fat (did I say fat?), washed ashore whale.
Climbed up at 6.30 in the morning to accompany dad to MacRitchie reservoir for a morning walk.
All was good, it was cooling, breezy, the air was fresh, there wasn't much people...
UNTILLLL
I decided to suggest we go to some 'tree top walk' which was 3.9km away.
Seriously, on foot, it feels like forever. Not to mention we got lost and all.
We were first at the entrance near Mount Avernia Hospital, then we kind of half got lost and was on our way to bukit timah nature reserve.
I didn't know MacRitchie links to bukit timah man! I mean, MacRitchie is at thomson! The bus ride from thomson to bukit timah is 40 mins!
I only knew today that Macritchie was that huge. No wonder girls get raped inside.
Anyhow, yes from the bukit timah trail, we manage to get back and walked to the 'tree top walk'.
I think by then we've already covered like, at least 5 km?
Finally, we arrived half dead only to find out that 'tree top walk' is just a pathetic bridge made of metal and ropes which we easily walked through in a few minutes.
How great.
Then, we tried to find our way out. I hate to be so cliche, but yes, we got lost again.
Now landing ourselves at singapore country club.
We kept walking along the road for about 45 mins.... till miraculously, we were one bus stop before peirce secondary school!
From there, we walked to shunfu market (which is very far away) to get my vegetarian lunch and we had to half run home because it was raining.
Thanks to me, I turned a morning brisk walk to a exhausting, life threatening, leg breaking expenditure. To think my dad would trust his idiotic son to bring him around. HAR-HAR
Omg, I'm damn tired, both of us are. But we still got to go to his canteen to carry can drinks.
ARGGGGG, damn troublesome. When I say can drinks, imagine a truck load of them.
Byeeeee people. I might just collapse while carrying can drinks, hurhur.
You,
I hate you for not saying bye when you go off.
I hate how you dont reply my messages.
I hate how you come online when I'm appearing offline.
I hate how I get a sense of loser-ish satisfaction when I ignore you for one-tenth of a second.
I hate how you say you like me a bit.
I hate how you only talk to me when I dont want to talk to you because you didn't talk to me first.
I hate how it doesn't bother you.
I hate how you wouldn't see this because you dont read my blog.
I hate how you suddenly stop messaging when you messaged me first.
I hate me being a dick and feeling like a pussy. (it's not your fault, but who cares)
I hate you for being so sucky.
I hate you for treating me like shit.
I hate how you always break your promises
I hate you for making me flustered, excited, and pissed.
I hate how I know I will still talk to you after all this.
For all of that, fuck you.
Went out with relatives yesterday to celebrate Jia Yi's birthday.
The Sakura at marina country club is disapointing!
Took lots of pictures..
Below are some, check more out on my facebook! (for once, I uploaded them so quickly)
My pimples have finally cleared.
However, the sharp pain on my cheek is an omen.
Arggg, hate pimples.
The Sakura at marina country club is disapointing!
Took lots of pictures..
Below are some, check more out on my facebook! (for once, I uploaded them so quickly)
My pimples have finally cleared.
However, the sharp pain on my cheek is an omen.
Arggg, hate pimples.
The youngsters
Oh, and brother is back from army because of the public holiday!
And me being so evil, I had to upload a picture he hates. (haha we look like gay couple sial)
And me being so evil, I had to upload a picture he hates. (haha we look like gay couple sial)
Yes, and I got to thank him for taking the next picture below because he is such a PRO photographer.
Okay, for more pictures can chek my facebook out.
Selemat hari raya btw, to all my muslim friends. Save some kuehs for me okay!
Something Random:
I once molested a bitch, literally.
Shit, dont report me please!
Selemat hari raya btw, to all my muslim friends. Save some kuehs for me okay!
Something Random:
I once molested a bitch, literally.
Shit, dont report me please!
Have been doing relief teaching for the past week.
Though at times it was boring, it was still a great experience.
Sigh, I thought I would still get to go back next week because Xie lao shi (the teacher I'm relieving, gave me work till the 22nd)
But I just received a message from Mr.teh yesterday saying that Xie lao shi would be back next tues!
So I would not have to go back unless other teachers take MC last minute. BOOOOO
I'm still not over it!
Anyhow, I would just like to thank the classes I relief for being...... QUITE well-behaved students.
(EXCEPT FOR 2A1! HAHAHAHAH.)
Geez, 2A1 really is difficult. I pity Xie lao shi. Luckily I'm only there for a week.
2A1 was still asking me if they're the worst class I had and I'm like 'DUHHHHHH'
2A1: 'you sec 2 not like that one meh, teacher?'
No, 2A1, I'm not like you guys in sec 2. I dont write things on the whiteboard and play catching in the classroom.
I've have long moved on to more perverted and fun stuff when I was in sec 2. GROW UP! and their chinese is worst than mine!
Oh, did I said I'm teaching chinese! CHINESE!
My favourite class is the 3E! Though they copy their work all the time, they still bothered to complete it.
And I would also like to thank the sec 3s for adopting me for recess.
If not, I'd have been such a loner, a hungry loner.
I would also like to thank a certain someone for treating me like shit. Thank you.
My sec 1s are also damn cute. 4As are my slackest periods of all, they just have to do their own stuff.
I also still have the school's (stolen) wire with me! Damn, got to go back to return it.... Blauh.
I know this is evil, but, I hope a teacher fall sick. (A TEACHER NOT TEACHING CHINESE PLEASE.)
When I must teach chinese, it's a joke.
I always tell my students, ' Please do your work now. Any problems, don't ask me. I wouldn't know.'
And also, something random, I hate people who dont say bye!
BYEBYE.
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Michael Jackson remix @ Yahoo! Video</div>
This video is damn damn damn good. (Not just because they are all the same person)
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